Confession: I’m usually one to please Alistair, either as a best bro or as his love interest, but for once, I made a character specifically made to frustrate him to no end. At some point I accidentally confronted him, but instead of his usual greeting, his face contorted into the face of constipation and he heaved a heavy sigh. I kid you not. I have no idea if this was a glitch or not, but I was thoroughly amused. Mission accomplished I guess.
Omfg what lol
DO YOU EVER LAUGH SO HARD YOU START COUGHING BC THAT’S ME RN
“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”
also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope
the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him
but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high
and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair
what a badass
It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job
How the world sees America.
This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst
this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time